By Minal Bopaiah, Communications Manager, PSI
New York, NY (April 1, 2016) – The United Nations announced today that they were expanding the Sustainable Development Goals (SDGs) from 17 to 50, in an effort to develop more clarity and coordinated effort among country governments, international agencies, non-governmental organizations and the private sector.
The original SDGs, or Global Goals as they’ve been called, seek to end poverty, combat climate change, and fight injustice and inequality by 2030.
“We felt that the goals were too myopic in their aim,” explained a UN official. “The new 50 goals are expected to help all human beings achieve optimal physical health and mental peace of mind. Also, we preferred having a round number like 50 rather than 17.”
The additional 33 goals are varied and ambitious, and no longer focus on the poorest countries, but address social ills and injustice in developed countries as well. Among our favorite were:
- The establishment of the human right to a FitBit, standing desk and scented candle in all office spaces (#23).
- When responding to emergencies, international aid organizations will ensure that ex-pat staff placed in foreign settings will have read about that country. Books that have been turned into movies don’t count (#38).
- 12-step meetings must address all addictions, including those addicted to binge watching Netflix, checking email and Facebook, Crossfit, Apple products, and talking about being vegan (#21).
“These new 50 goals truly seek to unify humankind under a banner of equality and equity,” said President Obama during a celebratory panel discussion in a dimly lit conference room somewhere in Washington, DC.
“At PSI, we’re already working to achieve some of these goals by issuing standing desks to employees. Current local government laws on fire ordinances forbid us from providing employees with scented candle, so we are providing everyone with electric candles,” said Karl Hofmann, President and CEO of PSI.
However, the move has not been welcomed by all. Some PSI employees, who would not give their names for fear of reprisal, claimed that the electric candles have low battery life and don’t last long. In addition, there was a bigger push for meditation and yoga classes over FitBits and candles.
Debate aside, the new Global 50 offer an ambitious shared vision of world peace. To learn more, click here or the image below:
P.S. April Fool’s!!
Image Credit: Sophia Greenbaum